Saturday, June 2, 2012

Sister's Night Out!!!

Happy Saturday!!! I had a great Memorial Day Weekend, how about you?

**** WARNING  Long Post Ahead....**** 

My sisters and I went out on Saturday night. It was great. I can't wait to do it again. We usually are really good little Christian mommas and wives that eat at Cheesecake Factory or PF Chang's and are home by midnight. But NOT this time....

It all started out innocently enough. We were going to the Cajun restaurant up the street from my house. Karaoke and crab cakes on tap... Well, I read the website wrong and there was an awful live band instead of Karaoke and the food was NOT good at all. After the lackluster performances and food, we decided to hit the other location of this restaurant... in downtown.

We sang and laughed all the way there. I was so excited for some reason. I was looking cute with the blowout and skintight jeans. Anywhooo, we finally find a park right in front of the joint, and who's car did I see?? You guessed it... The Devil, himself. Oh great!!! Anyway...

We hit the door... Me, CaraMEL, Sonnie and Lil' Mama... lipgloss poppin', hoops sparklin;, boobs pumped up and shined!! I was ready!!! The band was doing okay and I couldn't see The Devil on the keys, so I went up to the bar on the 2nd floor and scoped the place. Very mixed crowd... I loved it. Then, I heard it... those nimble, sexy fingers on the keys. My heart dropped, but my stomach got that familiar feeling in it. That man has magic fingers in making music and making love. Ham--burger!!! Wheww!!!

Anyway, I headed downstairs, and started dancing, right in from of him. I talked to his brother, who was there, cheating on his wife (runs in the family). I danced right in between them. It pissed that old lady off! When I say old, I mean sistah had many, many miles on her, but she looked as if she had some money to offset those miles. And bruh was clean too. She had him decked out head to toe in Banana Republic. While his wife was at home with the sixteen y.o. daughter, nineteen y.o. daughter and 5 m.o. grandson... I bet there was no Henn and Coke flowing in there!

That's not my affair, she knows he cheats, she still stays cause she's older too and she feels she can't do any better... I guess... movin' on...

I let old lady get back on her young meat and I danced around having a ball. At about 12:30, the band took a break. The Devil went directly outside past me not saying a word. The DJ started playing some music and my girls and I hit the floor again. I was a little worried that he was mad that I was there. I looked around for his gf, but I didn't see her. She wasn't there at all. Next thing I knew, I was approached by this tall, bald white guy. He had been standing there a few minutes admiring us sistah's shaking our groove thangs! He came up to me during a lull in the music and asked if a "sistah" would dance with a "white dude". I said, "ask, you never know what you might get". Long story short, he asked, I said yes, and we danced!!! He was a little tipsy, so he swung me around some, was off beat... a lot, and pushed up on me HARD!!! Very handsy... I panicked a little bit, because I don't know this dude!!! Lil' Mama took some pictures of us dancing. I may post one... maybe... All of a sudden, my girls had surrounded us and I wasn't sure what was going on. After we finished dancing, I found out that some white girls had started pushing up cause they didn't want me dancing with him. They closed ranks because they know that I would go off because of that!!  Now, one of those chicks might have been his girlfriend or something, but this is not what they want! No static people!!!

By then the mood was gone and we decided to head home. As we walked through the crowd I looked for The Devil, but he was no where to be found. The mommy mini van was parked right out front, so as we were waiting for the traffic to move so that we could pull out, guess who knocks on the window and scared us half to death?? Yep, The Devil. He said, "you're gonna leave without speaking?" Oh, boy! Anyway, he chatted it up with us for a while and then had to go back in to start the last set.

The conversation was innocent, but I was turned on!!! It's not the first time I've seen him since he started trippin', so I don't know why he effected me this way! Of course, I texted him when I got home. Y'all don't need to know what I said, just know that I shouldn't have done it...

Anyhoo, that was Sister's Night Out!!! It was fun and I want to do it again. Since Lil Mama is moving out of state at the end of July, there will be more of these little outings to discuss!!!

~from the Sassiest Girl on the Block