Sunday, January 31, 2010

The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards-- my version

There are so many things that I can say about the Grammys. I am so happy that there is no school tomorrow so I can stay up and blog about them. As a kid my Nazi mother would not let us stay up on Sunday night to watch, so of course I let my kids watch! I AM NOT MY MOTHER!!!
I love you Momma!!!

THis is my take on the Grammys.
LADY GAGA/ ELTON JOHN- what is up with this chick? Was she abused? I dont get it. She used to look normal.

GreenDay--awesome!!! I would love to see the musical.

Beyonce--- will that Single Ladies song EVER die. She is so unoriginal . The video is totally ripped off from back in the day. Her set was not a good look. She came out like she was Janet Jackson in Rhythm Nation and Tina Turner in Mad Max and the Thunderdome. Then she had to nerve to put Alanis in her set, no, NEVER. Bey, listen to me. Have Camel's baby, get fat like Momma Tina, do some drugs to get skinny for your "comeback" and then do Dr. Drew's Celeb Rehab. That was free, from me to you.

PINK-- I love her, She can really sing and is kinda crazy/edgy but I like her. She's got a cute bod, though. I was too busy looking at her twirling on the ribbons. I don't even remember the song she was singing.

Taylor Swift-- I like her. I am not sure that I would admit it on FB or anything, but I like her. She seems normal and wholesome, much better than the rest of these poptarts. And she can actually sing!

Miley-- at least she has got some clothes on.

Black Eyed Peas-- What!!! do they have on? The beat is hot but I am not sure about the rest.... this is why I stick with gospel.... The band is nice though. Fergie is ugly, body is tight, butta face...

Lady Antebellum-- ????

Who is that fine man with Kaley Cuoco? MMMM yum

Finally Beyonce did not win something!!! Go Kings of Leon, I don't know who you are, but you beat her!

Jamie Foxx and T-Pain-- Love Jamie but Auto tune needs to die! Oh wow!!! Doug E Fresh came out and Slash killed it!!!

Katy Perry is cute... Alice Cooper, no.

I'd rather see LL Cool J than Chris O'Donnell.

The Zack Brown Band killed America-- sounding like the Gatling Bros. Harmonize boo! Ya'l betta play that guitar!

On Facebook most of my friends are bored with the country, but I am diggin' this. I mean, I wouldn't but buy their CD, but they are cool.

Taylor Swift--- sang girl! Ok, she is not so great. I guess that she is not a live performer. Maybe she's nervous. Now, i like that "You Belong with Me" song, but tonight it is not good.

Right now I am anxiously awaiting the Micheal Jackson tribute. I can't wait to see his kids. Yes!!! Lionel Ritchie is up so it must be the tribute. I do not know why they had Carrie Underwood and Celine up here. And where did everyone get the 3D glasses? Nobody told me. Jennifer looked wonderful. She sang just as good. I wish that they had sung something else. Anyway, the kids looked good. Jermaine's kids looked like they had just walked out of the plastic surgery clinic. BWAHHHH HAAA HAAA!!! I crack myself up!

Yes, Jon BonJovi can act and he is cute for a white cat, but why do I want to listen to three of his songs?

Mos Def, I love smart cats!!

Sing Mary J. She looks awesome. That dress is beautiful on her. I wish that she would go back to darker hair though. The blond is dated. But she is an awesome talent singing with and holding her own with one of opera's greats!

I like that cool white boy vibe that Dave Matthews has.

Ricky Martin still looks good, even though he is gay, And Lea Michele is the bomb. I love Glee! That girl can sing!

I don't have anything to say about that paperclip dress... smh

James Todd Smith showed up for me... I love you LL!!!

Maxwell and Roberta! Love it. She sang her little old heart out.

Les Paul-- I know him. Guitars. I guess Phillip did teach me a little something...

Why even put Lil Wayne on TV if 75% of what he is saying is beeped out?!?!??! What is the Drake hype all about?

So I Googled the #1 song of my birthday and i got a Carpenters song! I am not that old.

Ut Oh Taylor, Look out for Gay Fish!!! Yay, she beat Beyonce!!!

Well folks, that was the end of the Grammy's. There were no real suprises and the MJ tribute was so-so. I did think that I was HI-LARIOUS though.

Good night Folks!!!



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